What should I have done in the hotel room...?

Question

Last vacation my wife and me stayed at a Country Inn and Suites.
Accomodation was great blah blah blah...
Around 9 pm we decided to practice reproduction.
Thing is that the headbed was not properly attached to the wall, and an annoying banging was produced towards the next room.
Nobody complained...
At about 10 pm, the need for preserving the specie came again to us, so we started our job again... more banging, moaning, etc...
Again, luckily, nobody complained...
Okay, it's 11:30 pm and we don't feel like sleeping yet, so, while watching Conan, we get mushy mushy again and the banging starts one more time...
This time our "probably tired" neighbors start to punch the wall like maniacs towards us like the hotel was on fire...
Fortunately we managed to come anyways.
Questions:

Was our fault for being on heat?
Was Country Inn's fault for not attaching properly the hedbead?
Was Country Inn's fault for constructing such poor walls?
Was the neighbor's fault for being awake?

Answer 1

of course, it was ev one's fault but urs. it was especially the hotel's fault for having a faulty bed; i mean what if u could've hurt urself by literally banging ur head against the wall? also, all that loud noise coming from the head-rest getting pushed up against the wall is very distracting. while u're at it, those inconsiderate ppl banging back should've minded their own business; hey, u paid too, right? right. seems to me like u gotta a pretty strong lawsuit against ev. body so sue, sue, sue!

Answer 2

This is a tough one. If I had been in your shoes, I would have done exactly what you did. BUT if I had been in the shoes of the other people, I probably would have had my son with me, and would have switched rooms immediately, the FIRST time. So, *I* think that it's the other people's fault for not taking the 5 mins to switch rooms. You both paid for your room, and you had every right to procreate.

Answer 3

You guys should have been proactive (Habit 1),...meaning you both should have pulled that whole mattress off of that bed....it would have been more enjoyable rambatsambaing (pronounce: rum-ba-tsum-bu-ing) on the mattress down on the floor- without all the thoughts about disturbing other people.
There will be a next time....use habit 1 from "7 Habits of Highly Effective People"....I'm confident in you two...and good luck reproducing!!!

Answer 4

Your fault if you knew it was banging into the wall.

Next time, do it at least once in the shower, and once over the end table and spare the neighbors.

Answer 5

I probably would have put up with once, MAYBE twice, but the third time I would have done the same thing. I would be quite upset if I was your neighbor that evening.
At least try to keep it down and put a pillow behind the headboard next time.
Thanks

Answer 6

I honestly think you should of had more sex. Maybe your neighbor was jealous cause they werent getting any. And next time put a sheet between the headboard and the wall and that will absorb some of the banging noise.

Answer 7

I think it was your fault. No offense, but you were the ones who were making the noise. I mean, once is something you can overlook, but 3 times? That's pretty rude considering someone is in the room next to you.

Answer 8

It was all the Country Inn's fault. I am blaming them for the lack of sleep I got listening to you two animals go at it all night.

What was that stuck pig noise I kept hearing?

Answer 9

Good thing you were only "practicing" reproduction... I would feel poorly for your offspring being the child of such a dumba$$. Also, it was everybodies fault.

Answer 10

its your fault, next time f*ck in the shower or on the floor. Beds are boring!!! yawn.