Military recruites keep calling me!! How do I tell them to go away nicely?

Answer 1

This worked for me - I acted like I was really interested, then asked if there was a weight limit. I told them I weighed 315 pounds, and the response was "well, call us when you lose weight!" Never got another call.

Answer 2

Tell them that you are gay and you WOULD tell...or that you are obese and have no interest in losing weight. Mean or nice, they are going to keep calling. It's all about the #s, they have a quota to fill. (last resort, act interested and take the ASVAB, but intentionally fail most of the questions. They'd stop messing with you right away as you'd be of no use to them...unless they really need to meet their #s, then they'll ask you to take it again) Actually, never mind, it's hopeless.

Answer 3

Just a little FYI for you: Someone, probably a friend, has already filled out papers (ads in magazines, etc) on your behalf expressing your deep interest in joining the military. That's why they're calling you.

I should know (hehe) because I did that to a friend of mine back in high school, too. It was really funny! He genuinely thought that out of ALL the straight-A students out there, that he, a B or C-student, was the focus of some HOT military competition to get him to sign! He was So flattered that I never had the guts to tell him that I was the one who filled out all the recruiting pamphlets.

Answer 4

Try "Thank you for calling. I'd appreciate any written material you would send so I can look it over carefully. If I'm interested - I'LL CALL YOU! Thank you so much."

Answer 5

You must have gone there yourself and filled out papers. Do yourself and them a favor: go back and tell them that you changed your mind.

Answer 6

Say, "I'd love more information on your program, but will it be a problem that I am a transgendered drag queen?"