SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
(WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW),
THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS
IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING
TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO,
THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
2006-08-21 09:41:30 · 22 answers · asked by jussmessin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-21 10:42:08 · update #1
I just laughed so hard I u-r-n-8-ed all over my self!
2006-08-21 09:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Awsome Joke! Very Funny!
2006-08-21 09:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by Taliea2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You Suck Nuts Not Nuns
2006-08-21 09:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by suxbola 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats so bad but funny
2006-08-21 09:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pezdude 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice!
2006-08-21 09:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, very funny!
2006-08-21 09:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by framer_larry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-08-21 09:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are nuns even allowed to say that?? LMAO
2006-08-21 09:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by perfectly_unperfect 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!! 1 point for ther nuns :)
2006-08-21 10:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by obeysjah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats rong with me, i know thats funny but i didnt even break a smile....huh sorry ;*(
2006-08-21 10:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by jason6x6x6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋