What the heck is a "blonde joke"?

Question

I learnt that word in this site. Never heard it before and many people refer to it in the joke section.

I am curious.

Answer 1

I many movies and show they make blonds the stupied ones, so thats mostley it!!!

Espically when a blond trys to drown a fish

Answer 2

well...here's a couple:

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is
farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida...?????"

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I
get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question
was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

Answer 3

Blonde jokes do the job and are a more acceptable form of the old Black, Italian, Polack, & insert any other recently arrived group & ya got it! Arrived to america which is where these jokes get written down; though they've been told for years back home! Blonde refers to hair color BTW!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 4

Blonde's are meant to be stupid so people make jokes about them like once a blonde women went to the doctors and asked for a pregnancy test so the doctor did the test and when he came back he said yes you are pregnant and the blonde goes is it mine LOL

Answer 5

It is a kind of joke in which blonds are stereotyped as dumb and usually make fun of stupidity:

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence

Answer 6

A blonde joke is a joke that tells about a blonde and the stupid thing she did or said. u noe how they always say how blondes are so dumb? well its a joke that goes along with that.

Answer 7

hah.. its one like this....

question- how can you tell if a blonde has used the computer?
answer-theres white-out on the screen
question- how can you tell if another blonde has used the computer?
answer-theres writing on the white out

Answer 8

its jokes that make fun of blonde people.........im really blonde.......i still think they r sooo funny though

Answer 9

BLONDS ARE NORMALLY STEROETYPED TO BE DUNCES, AND BIMBOS, SO WHENEVER THEY SAY "BLONDE JOKE" THEY ARE REFERRING TO JOKES THAT BLOND PEOPLE SAY, DO AND THINK STUPID STUFF"

Answer 10

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AuhqshJp1pXgc5xnvRvvpegezKIX?qid=20060821133741AAJcJnf


link to this she has a load from answerers.

hate to be the one who has to pick a best answer.

The Doc has spoken.