If I prefer confident woman who are good in bed, will Allah give me 72 of those instead of cluess virgins?

Question

I can handle that, but Muslims, no virgins please, its too much work to train them. Allah is free to give all the virgins to the insecure Muslim men, I have no quarrel there, but theres gotta be some room for negotiation.

Also, the Islamic rivers of wine...I prefer a bud or rum...wine is fine at dinner but not for partying. Muslims, do we have a better bartender her or are we stuck with the cheap Allah version. Your not trying to tell me Heaven is liquour doesnt even meet a third rate bar standard?

Some Muslim will probably respond with --- "its not alcholic wine!!". Thats so funny, cause the Quran just says "wine" that is "a pleasure to drink". LOL...sounds 100% clear to me!!!


“(Here is paradise) which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible… RIVERS OF WINE, a JOY to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear.” http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/047.qmt.html#047.015

Answer 1

YES WINE, but it tastes like honey in heaven, so keep laughing cause you will never taste it.

and I'm really happy that you are educating your self about Islam =)

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Abu Hurairah (radiAllahu anhu) reported that the Messenger of Allah (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said that Allah (subhanahu wa Ta'ala) said:
“I have prepared for My righteous servants what no eye has seen and no ear has heard, nor has it occurred to the human heart.

In Quran:

Description in the Qur'an of Paradise

"The description of Paradise which the Muttaqoon have been promised is that in it are rivers of water, the taste and smell of which are never changed. Rivers of milk the taste of which will remain unchanged. Rivers of wine that will be delicious to those who drink from it and rivers of clear, pure honey. For them will be every kind of fruit and forgiveness form their Lord."
[ 47:15]

"And their recompense shall be Paradise, and silken garments, because they were patient. Reclining on raised thrones, they will see there neither the excessive heat of the sun, nor the excessive bitter cold, (as in Paradise there is no sun and no moon). The shade will be close upon them, and bunches of fruit will hang low within their reach. Vessels of silver and cups of crystal will be passed around amongst them, crystal-clear, made of silver. They will determine the measure of them according to their wishes. They will be given a cup (of wine) mixed with Zanjabeel, and a fountain called Salsabeel. Around them will (serve) boys of perpetual youth. If you see them, you would think they are scattered pearls. When you look there (in Paradise) you will see a delight (that cannot be imagined), and a Great Dominion. Their garments will be of fine green silk and gold embroidery. They will be adorned with bracelets of silver, and their Lord will give them a pure drink."
[76:12-21]

"And those foremost (In Tawheed and obedience to Allah and His Messenger in this life) will be foremost (in Paradise). They will be those nearest to Allah in the Gardens of Delight. A multitude of those (the foremost) will be from the first generation (who embraced Islam) and a few of those (the foremost) will be from the later (generations). They will be reclining, face to face, on thrones woven with gold and precious stones. They will be served by immortal boys, with cups and jugs, and a glass from the flowing wine, from which they will have neither any headache, nor any intoxication. They will have fruit from which they may choose, and the flesh of fowls that they desire. There will be Houris with wide, lovely eyes (as wives for the pious), like preserved pearls, a reward for deeds that they used to do. They will hear no vain or sinful speech (like backbiting, etc.) but only the saying of: Salam, Salam, (greetings of peace). And those on the Right Hand, who will be those on the Right Hand? They will be among thorn-less lote-trees among Talh (banana trees) with fruits piled one above another, in long-extended shade, by constantly flowing water, and fruit in plenty, whose season is not limited, and their supply will not be cut off. They will be on couches or thrones raised high. Verily, We have created for them (maidens) of equal age, loving (their husbands only). For those on the Right Hand."
[56:10-38]

"Verily, the dwellers of Paradise that Day, will be busy in joyful things. They and their wives will be in pleasant shade, reclining on thrones. They will have therein fruits (of all kinds), and all that they will ask for. (It will be said to them): "Salamun" (Peace be on you), a Word from the Lord, Most Merciful."
[36:55-58]

Can you imagine?

Wearing the finest silk clothing and sitting on chairs made of gold and precious stones? Those who disbelieve in the words of Allah, say that this is all a fairy-tale, made up by a would-be prophet. But we know, that Allah is the Truthful and that His Messenger, sallallahu alayhe wa sallam, spoke only what was revealed to from the Most Truthful. And even though Allah describes Paradise for us in the Qur'an, He still says, "So no soul knows the delights of the eyes which is hidden for them; a reward for what they did."
[32:17]

Apart from the Qur'anic descriptions of Paradise, the Prophet Muhammad (salAllahu alayhi wassalam) would often describe Paradise to his companions. His descriptions were often so vivid and moving, that many-a-companion would hurriedly rush towards it. This was the case, as Anas narrated that the Messenger of Allah (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) and his companions proceeded towards Badr and arrived there before the disbelievers (of Makkah). When the disbelievers arrived, the Messenger of Allah said, "None of you should step forward ahead of me to do anything." Then the disbelievers advanced (towards us), and the Messenger of Allah, sallallahu alayhe wa sallam, said, "Rise to enter Paradise whose width is equal to the Heavens and the Earth." Umayr Ibnul Humam al-Ansari asked, "O Messenger of Allah, is Paradise equal in width to the heavens and the earth?" He, sallallahu alayhe wa sallam, said, "Yes." Umayr said, "Bak'hin! Bak'hin!" (An Arabic word denoting excitement and astonishment) The Messenger of Allah, sallallahu alayhe wa sallam, asked him, "What made you say these words: Bak'hin, Bak'hin?" He said, "Messenger of Allah, nothing but the desire to be amongst its residents." He, sallallahu alayhe wa sallam, said, "You are surely among its residents." He then took some dates form his bag and began to eat them. Then he said, "If I were to live until I had eaten all of the dates, indeed this life would be too long." Anas then said, "He threw away the remaining dates he had with him. He then fought (the disbelievers) until he was killed."
[Muslim]

What words could have inspired Umair and others like him to long for, and to pay the ultimate price for a place in Paradise? Let's now take a look at what the Messenger of Allah, had to say about Paradise.

Answer 2

Translation is quite flawed. The prevailing translation is that you will receive 72 white grapes, not virgins. If the mullahs would just tell the truth, then young horny Muslims would quit doing the suicide/martyr routine and we could all just get along!

Answer 3

from what I understand, the whole 72 virgin thing only applies if the person in question dies in jihad - or supposedly while defending islam.
Then again, these guys also think that strapping 10 pounds of boom sticks to their bodies and blowing up coffee shops is kinda cool. kinda puts the whole paradise thing into the "questionable" catagory.
However, maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before. I think the last time was in 1974.........a Sunday............ I think.

Answer 4

I always find it interesting that people use images from the physical world to describe a heaven in a spiritual realm. Is this due to a lack of perception or creativity? Could be...

Answer 5

Don't sweat it. These are magic heaven virgins whatever form you like with whatever level of experience you want. Also the wine is magic heaven wine. It tastes like whatever you want, you can drink it all day without passing out (unless you want to pass out) and it doesn't give you a hangover.

Answer 6

dear friend
you 've got a wrong translation .In arab litrature any kind of drink is called SHARAB which is got from a verb with the same writing and diffrent pronunciation that means to drink it is somtimes used as the wine in daily speakings
I suggest you using http://www.quran.org.uk/
a little googling you could find answer of any question from such sites they will welcome you

Answer 7

U again huh.....

I thought you would never come back....
There is nothing I can say or do that can change your mind about islam you are obviously brainwashed by someone or something.....
There is no pill of truth the truth is in your brain and heart and only you have the key to unlock it.....

Answer 8

Give me a seasoned veteran lady anytime

Answer 9

..have you looked at your questions.....
each single question is meant to degrade Muslims and Islam....
..this actually show what sort of person you are...????

Answer 10

Check your translation; it's "raisins", not virgins! Really!