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2006-08-21 09:02:25 · 15 answers · asked by Phoenix Master 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma so fat she got more rolls than a pilsbury warehouse!
yo momma so stupid she wondered why there were little w's on m&ms
yo momma so fat she tripped on Walmart and landed on target.
those aren't mine but I never hear them twice.
2006-08-21 14:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by Psychia22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-25 00:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she uses Diet Soap
2006-08-21 16:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Yo mama's feet so nasty when she takes off her socks it looks like she's flashing gang signs.
Hope those aren't overused.
2006-08-21 16:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by cliffb52 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a quarter a bugger came out of George Wahsington's nose!!
Yo mama's so nasty that she went to Red Lobster and brought her own crabs.
2006-08-21 16:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by miss_nikki214 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
2006-08-23 23:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat her but cheeks are in separate zip codes.
2006-08-21 16:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by anonymourati 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so ugly...
she use poison ivy for makeup & roadkill for deodorant!
2006-08-21 16:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know if you've heard this one:
Yo Momma so dumb, she passed by the YMCA and said "Hey, look! They spelled Macy's wrong."
Just go to http://www.bored.com , go the humor section and I think its called insults... That section has Insults, Yo Momma Jokes, and Ways To Call Someone Stupid... I love it...
2006-08-21 16:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to bored.com that site has a whole bunch of them. Once at the home page go under the humor part and click the "more humor" I believe and it's in list towards the top. I looked at them yesterday. They are pretty funny!!!!!!
2006-08-21 16:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by Illinoismom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋