"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer ****** his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."
2006-08-21 08:54:45 · 9 answers · asked by Profoundly Disturbed 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...das some funny ****
2006-08-23 12:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man and his wife go hunting and he tells her to stay in the deer stand until he comes to get her. He hasn't been gone for ten min. when he hears her shoot her gun. He sits for a little while until he hears her shouting. Confused he gets down and goes to see whats going on. As he gets closer he can tell that she is talking to someone in an angry voice.
"That's my deer" she says
"No maam, it ain't! You see..." came a reply from another man to whom she is arguing.
"Yes it is! I shot it from that deer stand over there and I'm gonna take it home. I don't care how much you argue, my husband will be here any moment and he'll show you a thing or two!"
Obviously this had been going on for a while and the woman's husband showed up just in time to here him say,
"OK, OK, you win. You can keep the deer. Just let me get my saddle off of him before you load him up!"
2006-08-21 16:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh? I had to read this joke twice, and still... it's not funny. The lady thought the horse was a cow.... but it's not funny.
Make the farmer screw the sheep or make him a brokeback cowboy, then we've got comedy goddam it!
2006-08-21 16:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A good horn section really tightens up a band!
2006-08-21 16:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was funny, I liked it. :-(,')
7 *s outta 10,
Very Cute.
2006-08-21 16:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shows city mentality doesn't it? LOL
2006-08-21 16:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why ask why give me points.
2006-08-21 16:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I like it.
2006-08-21 17:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ROFL LMAO
2006-08-21 16:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by Snow surfer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋