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Whoever says the funniest thing gets 10 points!!!!

2006-08-21 08:51:21 · 14 answers · asked by Derrick T 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Three men are walking, The first two walk into a bar. The third walks around it.

If you dont get it then think about what a bar could be.

2006-08-21 08:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not a joke just a funny poem:


One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.

2006-08-21 16:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the funniest thing gets 10 points!!!!

2006-08-21 15:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the funniest thing!

2006-08-21 15:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0 0

Actual headline in the Weekly World News:

GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO CHIMP IN TRAGIC SPERMBANK MIXUP!

2006-08-21 16:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

i say " the funniest thing"

2006-08-21 15:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by B.Y.O.B!!(bring-your-our-beer!!) 3 · 0 0

the funniest thing

HA HA!!!!

2006-08-21 15:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by dominicus1991 2 · 0 0

i popped up from the computer and my parents got mail wen they didnt use firewall

2006-08-21 16:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by I ♥ Jesse 2 · 0 0

im sooooooooooooo blonde dats sooo funny

2006-08-21 16:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your face : - 0

2006-08-21 16:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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