just for fun :-)
2006-08-21 08:49:08 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your jeans are like a mirror, I can see myself in them! YUCK-----GAG ME WHY DONT YAH!
2006-08-21 08:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a guy come into a conveniece store where I worked and he told him that it was a crime. Puzzled I looked at him and asked what was a crime? His answer was the way those legs go up and make an *** of themselves.
2006-08-21 16:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by JoAnn H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"is your Dad a thief? He must have stolen 2 stars and put them in your eyes"
"Nice blouse...it'll look better on my floor in the morning"
"Do you have a quarter...my Mom told me to call her when I met my soulmate"
A guy will grab a girl's belt loop on her pants and when she says "Hey, let go!" he says "Not until tomorrow morning"
I bounced and bartended for awhile, I've heard them all I just can't remember them all!
2006-08-21 16:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by Big Buddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the girl walks by drop a packet of sugar, then pick it up and say, i think you dropped you name tag. Worked for my gf
2006-08-21 17:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Dries 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are a million cheesy lines, but what i really hate is when a guy assumes you want him to come up and start dancing with you--back it up losers!
2006-08-21 15:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look alot like my next boyfriend.
those jeans would look much better crumpeled up on my bedroom floor.
those are great legs! what time do they open?
i've had more boyfriends than you have hot dinners.wanna be my dessert..?
do you like breakfast? -great. shall i nudge you?
gross huh?!
2006-08-21 16:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥āngelic♥děmon♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man looked at the label on my top and said i thought so a said what......made in heaven. cheesy or what.also....Your mum and dad are thief's because they stole the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes..lol
2006-08-21 16:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by shazz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me Miss can you give me direction. where? Directions to your house. an old drunk man said this to me. It wouldn't of been corny it it was a dude my age..
2006-08-21 16:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by xoxoxome21@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to learn the horizontal hula?
2006-08-21 15:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by busybody12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you come here often. Incidently i used it on a girl and she's now my gf!
2006-08-21 15:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋