2006-08-21 08:17:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Throwin cacti at your ex at a wedding is highly acceptable. However, there are a few ground rules you must follow:
1. If the ex is inside, it is best to throw the cactus underhand so you do not hit the cieling, wall, ring bearer, etc.
2. You MUST wear gloves when attempting to throw the cactus. You do NOT want to prick yourself, you will just look stupid and the whole plan will backfire.
3. If you throw the cactus during the ceremony, please make sure you are near an exit to make a swift and speedy getaway so groomsmen, father of the bride, ushers, etc. do not attack you.
If you do these 3 things, you should be fine. It is usually best if you hit the ex in the face OR butt. Those are the optimal pain inducing areas.
Happy Cactus Launching!!!
2006-08-21 08:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, why would the ex-boyfriend be there? And who would have access to a cactus at a wedding? Is this in Arizona or something? All of these questions and no answers. It sounds like a very funny scene from a movie or play, though.
2006-08-21 10:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me, as long as it outside and after the wedding. Now are you serious??
Unless it is the bridal bouquet, no flowers should be thrown.
2006-08-21 08:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, why would a flower girl do that? and you can't ask to be one usually they choose the flower girl.
2006-08-21 09:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it not ok. Remember it is not your day.
But I would make sure to have someone on my arm that would make one jealous!
2006-08-21 08:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Tricia P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG lol lol lol lol
Have fun!
2006-08-21 09:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that depends on who he is; and why you broke up.
2006-08-21 08:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋