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Question

One day three men are out having a relaxing day fishing, when suddenly they catch a mermaid. After hauling the mermaid up in a net, she promises that if the men set her free, in return she will grant each of them a wish.

The first man doesn’t believe it so he says, “Alright, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.”

The mermaid says, “Done” and suddenly, the first man starts to flawlessly recite Shakespeare and analyze it with extreme insight.

The second man is so amazed, he looks at the mermaid and says, “Triple my IQ.”

The mermaid says, “Done” and the second man starts to recite solutions to all of the mathematical problems that have been stumping all of the scientists in various fields from physics to chemistry, etc.

The third man is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, he says to the mermaid: “Quintuple my IQ.”

The mermaid looks at him and says, “You know, I normally don’t try to change people’s minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you’d reconsider.”

The man responds, “Nope, I want you to increase my IQ times five, and if you don’t do it, I won’t set you free.”

“Please,” said the mermaid “You don’t know what you’re asking…it’ll change your entire view on the universe. Won’t you ask forsomething else… a million dollars, anything?”

But no matter what the mermaid said, the third man insisted on having his IQ increased by five times it’s usual power.

So the mermaid finally relented and said, “Done.”

The third man became a woman.

Answer 1

God bless you my son.

Answer 2

A man walks into a bar with another little man beside him. The little guy is only one foot tall. The guy orders a couple of beers. The bartender brings them, and the guy pulls exactly the right change out of his pocket (including a properly calculated twenty percent tip). Meanwhile, the little guy is hurling abuse and trying to pick fights with everyone in the bar. Finally, after the beer is gone, they leave. They come back the next night and order beers plus fish and chips. The guy again pulls from his pocket precisely the right amount of money, to the penny, for the bar tab. And again, the little guy makes a total asshole of himself. Third night, it being a Weekend night, the guys order whiskeys and steaks. Again, the big guy pulls out the proper amount of cash the the little guy starts acting like a jerk. The bartender can no longer contain his curiosity. "What's your story?" he asks.

Well, says the guy, I released a magic fish from my fishing net and he granted me two wishes. First, I wished that whatever amount of money I happened to need would be in my pocket whenever I needed it."

The bartender says, "That's brilliant, most people would've asked for a million dollars or something, and they would have had to have put it in a bank and the government would start asking questions, or even if they stashed it somewhere, there'd always be the threat of theft. You really made a smart wish. So what's the deal with your friend?"

"Well, says the guy, my second wish was for a twelve inch prick."

Answer 3

You have a flaw in this joke. You say that the man wants to quadruple his I.Q, but then you have it times five, which would be quintuple. Other than that, good joke.

Answer 4

Thats hilarious. I love it.

Answer 5

tns for sharing man, try this:-
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and
escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen." Now type the letter "p" to bring up the
Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a "p".
TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"
TECH SUPPORT" "p" on your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "On my key board??!! No I'm not going to do that!"

Answer 6

that's a great one

Answer 7

lmfao! nice joke! got any other super funni ones??

Answer 8

LMAO!!! Super funny!!

Answer 9

oooh nice one

Answer 10

good one