A clinic for artificial insemination of women was opened in which the gender and the preselected appearance of the kids were guaranteed. A woman came for treatment. The doctor asked, "Do you want a boy or a girl?"
"A girl."
The doctor nodded and started mixing several liquids in a flask.
"Blond or brunette?"
"Blond."
The doctor added more components to the flask.
"What size of hips? Height? Waist?"
The woman answered, and the doctor mixed in more ingredients.
"Finally, do you want your daughter to look more or less like some of the famous movie stars?"
"Yes, yes. A little like Marilyn Monroe, a little like Liz Taylor...."
"No problem," the doctor said. "Now drink this."
The woman drank the concoction and at once fell asleep on a sofa. The doctor started undressing her. Then he unzipped his pants and said, "They all want Liz Taylor, or Marilyn Monroe. Whatever it will be, that's what it will be."
2006-08-21 07:45:27 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ehhhhennn i had a god laugh keep it up
2006-08-21 07:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BOYS: a million. James Lachlan 2. Charlie Atticus 3. Darcy Fletcher 4. Henry Oliver 5. William Avery 6. Hamish Callum 7. Angus Rafferty 8. Hugh Calloway 9. Eamon Lucas 10. Stellan Rafferty (A GP call) women: a million. Charlotte Isobel 2. Annabel Clara 3. Lucy Matilda 4. Eliza Grace 5. Laura Imogen 6. Freya Rosie 7. Madeleine Isla 8. Bronte Sienna - Ella :)
2016-09-29 12:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't do that! Who told you I did? I'm a good doctor! Now lets play something else.
2006-08-21 08:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really disgusting
2006-08-26 01:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking on the thin edge with this one Pd but it is funny!lol
2006-08-23 12:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Sounds like the doctor RAPED HER!
DISGUSTING!
2006-08-21 07:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Cherries 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-27 07:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah good 1/.....i liked it....
2006-08-25 15:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-21 08:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny tell another one!
2006-08-21 13:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine.2all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋