... no, seriously, whats the difference?
2006-08-21 07:31:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, I'm blond. Just because you don't understand me doesn't mean I don't make sense. Rest easy. I'll never try to convert you.
2006-08-21 07:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by R. F 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of a joke....
Three blondes just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "WHAT IS EASTER?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "WRONG," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "WHAT IS EASTER?" The second blonde replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the .............the birth of........ of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third blonde and asks, "WHAT IS EASTER?"
The third blonde smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye. "I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."
2006-08-21 07:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Carl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The dumb blonde does'nt always try to either goad, scare, or convince someone that she is right about everything with no tangible evidence, just that she read a story and she says so.
2006-08-21 07:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
christians are smart and blondes aren't dumb
2006-08-21 09:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Demon slayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am Christian and I'm blond. What's your point? Have a happy day and may God Bless you!
2006-08-21 08:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dumb blonde ain't that dumb.
2006-08-21 07:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the dumb blonde looks better?
2006-08-21 07:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The blonde is much more open minded.
2006-08-21 07:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by happytraveler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With the blond hair on your avatar, you're really leaving yourself open by asking this one!
2006-08-21 07:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the dumb blond resembles more an Atheist
2006-08-21 07:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋