A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, doctor. Usually a see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee."
"OK," the doctor said. "Next time you see the demon, say, "No, we've already peed."
Next time the patient came to the doctor, the latter asked, "So? Did you do as I said?
"Yes, I did."
"Did it help?"
"Yes, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse."
"How?"
"As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's **** a little."
2006-08-21 07:21:46 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That **** stars can b read as "SH*T"
2006-08-21 07:22:26 · update #1
Funny stuff - and makes you ponder about things turning from bad to worse...
Id rate it 10!
Thanks for sharing :)
2006-08-21 07:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by ganja_claus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-05 07:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't funny. On 1-10 scale, like 4. (not very good).
2006-08-21 07:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious i would give it a 10.
2006-08-21 07:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never give anything for something like this (just kidding). maybe 1 over 5?
2006-08-21 07:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not knee slapping. I give it a 5
2006-08-21 07:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
About as funny as waking up in a puddle.
2006-08-21 07:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not too bad
2006-08-21 08:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not funny didnt make sense
2006-08-27 05:06:28 · answer #9 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... I give it a 2
2006-08-24 11:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋