http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V0JOBxkGx0
2006-08-21 06:59:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that was funny. thanks for the laughs
2006-08-21 07:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so wrong. I hope God will forgive me for laughing though.
Just a question to those who don't believe Jesus was important or ever lived. Why is time divided into BC (Before Christ) and AD (Anno Domini) Latin for In the Year of Our Lord? His life on earth, death, and resurrection was a major event in human history. Even Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet.
Even Satanists believe God exists.
You will know when He returns. I won't have to tell you.
Have a good life.
2006-08-21 14:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by up.tobat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has returned many times. He lives within you. Haven't you ever looked at someone and known you were looking into the eyes of Jesus Christ Our Lord? Jesus is with you always. God Bless.
2006-08-21 14:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kiara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus return's everyone will know it. And the way you can tell that it is really him is his feet will never touch the ground again!
2006-08-21 16:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by victoriaelaine2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One : no hablo espanol, senor.
Two : if jesus were to return, that would make him Hindu, not a Jew.
Three : he sounds a lot like a woman.
Four : love the song, stupid video.
2006-08-21 14:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by felix_doc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ridiculous.
2006-08-21 14:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus" has to have exsisted in the first place for him to be able to "return" and IF "HE" existed, it's highly unlikely he'll return because "Jesus" was just a normal human being, who so many people THINK was someone special, but in actuality was just a guy with a strange dream.
2006-08-21 14:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Amen texasfinestcarmalgyrl
2006-08-21 14:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If He had returned, we wouldn't be having this conversation. WHEN He comes back, Time will end. Period.
2006-08-21 14:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw him at Chuck E Cheese the other day
2006-08-21 14:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by cirdellin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so scared, I ain't so queasy, 'cause I have my plastic Jesus, riding of the dashboard of my car...
2006-08-21 14:08:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋