Heres another: Hey, holy spirit ! Your momma sucks skunk kum in dumpsters!
2006-08-21 06:57:28 · 12 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good luck! I've tried just about everything to piss off what people think is up there watching. I think, if there is anything up there, it likes to watch us suffer or do other odd things for it's entertainment. So, anything you say or do, make it interesting and entertaining and you should be safe.
2006-08-21 07:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Spirit will deal with you on Judgement Day. Don't think You're getting away with anything.
2006-08-21 14:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a total disregard for the beliefs of someone else! And also your lack of education is showing...what does the holy spirit mean to you?
2006-08-21 14:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd liken this to a drunken fan in the cheap bleacher seats, saying stuff to Barry Bonds while he's out in left field.
If Bonds (or the Spirit) is even listening to you at all, he (or He) is kind of busy right now, and is just ignoring you.
2006-08-21 14:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to committ the unpardonable sin is to hurt life without any regret and know that there are better choices. Those who don't value life yet claim to be christians are more likely in trouble with such sin.
2006-08-21 14:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see it depends on perception..........
if the holy spirit for u is not a part of God, then u mite go on ur life joking and insulting
if u are wise and sensible u will not insult any1 (the HS comes later), even if ur an atheist
and if ur god-fearing such things won't enter ur mind at all
2006-08-21 14:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're perfectly safe. What doesn't exist
can't do you any harm. Here are a couple of
quotations that might amuse you. Woody Allen
said "I believe there's someone out there watching
over us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
Jules Feiffer said "If Christ died for our sins, dare
we render his sacrifice meaningless by not
committing them?"
2006-08-21 14:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is forgiving. Do not abuse this. Stop insulting and taking the Lord's name invane. Shame on you for the way you are acting, it's despicable. I suggest you knock it off.
Ask God to show you the way, for He is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
2006-08-21 14:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Kiara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got the holy ghost locked in my closet.
Tammi Dee
2006-08-21 14:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
2006-08-21 14:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋