I have a bet for all the women. I'm tired of movies and TV shows where men are defeated by women attacking their balls. I think that's B.S. Never been hit there, but I know my balls can resist any kind of attack from a woman. I stand in front of you with my legs apart. You can kick, knee, punch or squeeze my balls. You have five attacks. If I'm still standing after them I give you U$S 500. What you think you could do to me? Only women answer this question, please. Men, I’m not interested in your opinion.
2006-08-21 06:49:56 · 19 answers · asked by BUSTED 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Yeah I agree with you. My bf is a Muay Thai fighter and he can take a kick to the balls.
2006-08-21 06:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've kicked several guys in the balls and they were all down for the count. it was all of their faults (they werent wearing their cup when we were sparring). let's see i get 5 hits?! geez i've never had to use more than 1. can i make sure you aren't wearing a cup first? i want at least one of your parents there so they can confirm that you do have descended balls that have been removed. but just a good strong kick with my shin should do the trick. oh can i stand over you and laugh when you're crying and doubled over in pain? wait a minute i just re-read the question. if you are still standing after the 5 attacks you will pay me? ok i can do that too. bring it on!
2006-08-21 08:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Casey M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know balls rip off the body as easily as ears do? A twist and a hard yank. I have never ripped balls off before but my Defense Against The Dark Arts Of Men Instructor showed us how.
I think it is bold of you to challenge to be attacked in that area as you have never experienced being hit in the testicles.
Where do I sign up?
2006-08-21 07:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by murkglider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh hunny...
getting hit in the nuts hurts, if you don't believe it, try it yourself... i've been sparring with guys for 4 years now, tall guys, short guys, muscular guys, skinny guys, etc.. and no matter which guy it is, when i've missed with a knee to the abs and hit the groin.. they all go down like a sack of potatoes... heck, my son who's 3 1/2 was playing with my husband, whose been in the martial arts for over 23 years, combative kickboxing/mma style martial arts. he's an instructor etc.. and anyway, my son ran up to my hubby and punched him in the groin (this is a three year old child mind you) and my husband was in pain for at least 1 min.
the reason groin shot work and hurt so much is because the groin is a very sensitive area consisting of a bunched network of nerves and soft tissue. if you knee strike or kick it sends the testies up smashing them against the pelvic bone.. (this hurts women as well, just not as severe because the nerves in a womans groin are more sparcely spread out). if struck correctly and repeatedly it can even cause vomitting and unconciousness...
a good tip for the guys out there.. when you get hit in the groin, instead of doubling over in pain. stand up as straight as possible and jump on your heels. this helps spread the nerves downard and mininize the pain of a groin shot.
hope this helps!
~*smilez*~
2006-08-21 13:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by nm_angel_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you find strange that women when sparring(not even serious fight) with men in martial arts, miss the hits so much into the men groin? And I know most of the times is really unintencional, they are very mental descoordenated. I never saw a man hiting a woman in the groin when sparring. Stupid women!
2006-08-26 13:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by miniboi6666 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it truly is not very humorous. you may want to particularly get damage. I had a pal even as i became in center college who had popped a testicle.. he became by no ability an analogous. And via the way it also hurts us to be kicked interior the groin. And via ways miniboi6666 not each and absolutely everyone females are mean and harsh people! Kicking a guy interior the balls is attack and punishable in a court docket of regulation.there is solid females available that could want to purely use it as a very last hotel. I genuinely have earlier ............. it truly is not honest of you to generalize us in that way.
2016-11-05 07:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must have not hit puberty yet, before puberty i could slide down poles, down stair banisters, and even get hit with the cross members of my bike, however once i grew up, man just the mention of being hit in that regions, my balls are in my throat.
The other option is that this guy has had them removed, or replaced or they did not descend when he was born.
I would pay to see some one hit you in the balls :)
Please let me know Ladies if any one of you get to hit him.
2006-08-21 07:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by smartypantsmbcanada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, you are on. i accidently kicked at my bf's crotch as a joke, and went farther than i intended. he was down for the count. i also nailed him in the crotch with a tissue box. again, down for the count. how about you just straddle the back of a chair, jump up in the air, and land on your balls.
2006-08-21 06:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by lady of the piano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does it have to be a girl?? If you think you have balls of steal why not let a guy kick it?
2006-08-25 18:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by *ICE* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do you live??? You say you've never been hit there yet you say you could still be standing...HAHAHA! And you're gonna let me have 5 attacks??? you're on!!! dumbass
2006-08-21 06:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by sparkles 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋