i neeeed a good joke
2006-08-21 06:21:03 · 27 answers · asked by Hot jamacian chica 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-08-25 04:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
not a joke just a funny poem:
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-08-21 07:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
DURING EXAM.
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Girls tension :
Question out of syllabus na aajaye.
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Boys tension:
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Saala roll Number 1st bench pe na aajaye!! tongue.png
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2014-04-25 18:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off, I'm NOT racist but this is an awesome joke.
What do you call a biracial child who is mexican and african american?
A choc-taco!
For all you losers about to press the "report" button, its just a JOKE!
2006-08-21 07:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Bree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have one of the biggest collection of SMS Jokes and shayri.such as a all kind of sms and shayri.we also have a full collection of whatsapp status and jokes.
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2014-03-22 22:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against
Marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-08-21 06:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
The phone rings.
The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Lab. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimers disease & the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of the road and if he comes back do not sllep with him
2006-08-21 07:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
-'cause there is 20 of them
2006-08-21 06:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What R those little bumps on women's **** ?
Braile, 4 "suck here" !
What's the difference, between a rubber, and an alligator ?
You don't f - - - with an alligator !
A truckload of vibrators is called ?
" Toys 4 Twats " !
"President Bush" !
2006-08-21 06:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by Swamp T 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
clan joke:
What do cows do for fun on the weekends?
The go to the MOOVIES!
My neice told me that joke.
2006-08-21 07:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by TG Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋