I'm looking for tips....
2006-08-21 06:13:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No.... I'm looking for tips on how to annoy a man who claims that he doesn't get annoyed...
2006-08-21 06:22:36 · update #1
If you really want to miff your bloke:
- Ignore him when he gets home from work, because there is something on the telly
- Send for crap advertised on TV when you can't afford it
- When he is going to drive, get in the car passenger seat first, and put your handbag on the driver's seat
- When navigating, point the way, obstructing his view of the road
- Promise friends or relatives on his behalf, that he will do something for them, Especially when he doesn't like them
- Sit in the garden all day in nice weather and leave him to get his own dinner after work. Pretend he's being unreasonable.
- that should do it
2006-08-21 06:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by ALAN Q 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should have said 'top five' or 'top ten' things that are annoying ... keep the list short.
1. they expect to be entertained
2. won't put the lid down over the toilet seat
3. ask catch 22 questions like 'is my butt too big'
4. buying a mountain of make-up on the shopping channel at 3am
5. if you concede a point .. they won't let it go!
6. when they want to talk, they just want you to listen ~ not solve the problem
7. roadside sex stops the day you get engaged
8. read Cosmo magazine, each issue packed with revenge and vindictiveness
9. the opinions of their girlfriends weigh more than mine
and ... the Number Ten item on this list.....
10. They take over the joint checking accounts! Total control of the money, happens every time ...
2006-08-21 06:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by wrathofkublakhan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chaps? You Land of Eng dudes crack me up.
Sexually, I hate women that use teeth when doing a BJ or who have no kissing technique.
Otherwise, tis sounds silly but wearing high heels with jeans. What is up with that? It looks stupid and it's like wearing a cocktail dress to a McDonald's.
2006-08-21 07:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you should be told... Are u looking for tips on how to avoid annoying some poor chap or are u trying to antagonise him? generally for me the most annoying thing my girlfriend does is constantly pester me for sx
2006-08-21 06:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Mr D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will not interfere with central locking, but the stereo may need to be recoded. Make sure you have the code before you disconect the battery.
2006-08-21 06:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by SammyD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell you to call before you come over and not just pop up.
Jump on you for helping with a problem they brought up.
Blame you for something that has nothing to do with you.
2006-08-21 06:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by The Plague 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your looking for ways to annoy a woman?
2006-08-21 06:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not saying thankyou for your efforts to show you like them. i sent one girl and card asking her out for a drink and a bunch of roses and she didnt even say thanks.
she now ignores me most of the time!! i hate ignorance
not giving an honest answer to a guys face
2006-08-21 06:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by supersam82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk tooo much(not all but most)
lie
2006-08-21 06:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by a7xrios 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they use the word "NO'.
Poster 22 does not like that word.
2006-08-21 06:20:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋