Some Useless Facts (Except About the Pig)?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't freaking bother you for weeks!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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From; WILLYS JOKES 8/11/06 It's hard out there for a virgin...

Answer 1

If you crossed a pig with a cockroach, would you have a crossbreed that could have sex for thirty minutes nine days after it is passed away? Sorry for the creepy thoughts, thanks for the great facts of life tho. Did you know the good old FDA, those folks who keep foods safe for us to eat have a regulation on how many rodent hairs and bug parts are allowable in all of our foods. I wonder who has the job of counting? If you have a bottle of oregano or any dried spice chances are it has a perfectley allowable amount of bug droppings in it. Thanks for another great posting as always, I enjoyed your question even if it ruined my lunch.

Answer 2

i would want to be a pig but you know how there are medusas in myths where they combine traits of 2 or 3 animals, if you were a lion and a pig then 50 times then 30 minutes thats 1500 minutes of orgasming that is more than whole day so imagine orgasming for your life, i wonder if that is enough energy to produce a nuclear bomb

Answer 3

After hearing that 50 other times, it ceases to be funny anymore.

Answer 4

Fact number 201:
If this (question?) fact list comes up on yahoo answers again, it will be the 1252nd time this month alone!

lol, by the way

Answer 5

gives a new meaning to the phrase "squeal like a pig"

Answer 6

Bored to c the willy's stuff really

Answer 7

being a lion doesn't sound too bad?

Answer 8

Ha Ha Ha lol