2006-08-21 05:25:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reply to msscarlet47:
Jesus isn't real sweetheart, and if he ever was he's dead and that's as good as extinct in my book.
2006-08-21 05:52:34 · update #1
Without you Athiest clowns in the world, I don't think I would ever laugh.
2006-08-21 05:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Martin523 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Time for Christians to party?
Blink...
Blink blink...
What does THAT look like?
Anyhow...I guess turnabout is fair play, and it's only right for the atheists among us to have a bit of a giggle at the idea of raptors coming for the Christians - after all, according to Revelations, we have what to look forward to again? Locusts, undrinkable water, weird animals tearing about the place, rivers of blood, moon of sackcloth, a LOT of damn trumpeting when we'll probably have hangovers, famine, pestillence, war and death - always good in cabaret - think there's a comet in there somewhere, rise of the antichrist, subjection or death and then, oh yes, the funfest of eternal damnation or extinction, depending on which interpretation you use. So yeah, fair enough, I say let's at least take a moment to consider that the Book might have a really fun typo, and the heavenly father's gonna get Jurassic on his faithful before we non-believers take centre stage in the Pain and Suffering Roadshow...
2006-08-22 12:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been watching Jurassic Park again." Psst" those dinosaurs aren't real. Bless your heart their extinct. And yes, when Jesus RAPTURES the church it will be time for some of us to party.
2006-08-21 12:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians will be caught up in the RAPTURE and I am looking forward to it too because I'll be gone from this sinful earth.
2006-08-21 12:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only whites go to heaven. Jesus says. WHITE POWER.
2006-08-21 12:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by White Baptist 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're just a dick, you know?
2006-08-21 12:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of a ? is that?!
2006-08-21 12:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by baddrose268 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋