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I'm looking for the machine that enables farts to be seen in the air.
I'm told they wear miniature bow ties?

2006-08-21 04:52:22 · 7 answers · asked by boop 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

Oh right, and the bow ties are red.

I want to see them for myself.

2006-08-21 04:52:52 · update #1

7 answers

i think if ye were to dust your rusty bullet wound with flour, it would look like a little puff of smoke when you farted, you could use other coloured powders aswell for added effect. no bow tie though sorry

2006-08-21 05:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You will never be able so see them but you can smell them anytime. Why do you want to see your farts?

2006-08-21 14:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0 0

What an imagination i wonder what is next

2006-08-21 12:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Practical 3 · 0 0

Yeah! It is called a cigarette lighter..
What are you asking, really?

2006-08-21 12:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by always 4 · 0 0

They make it Fantasy Land....

2006-08-21 12:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0 0

I dunno about a machine but....just get really close to my A $$.

2006-08-21 11:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Big Mak 3 · 0 0

"...please allow me to introduce my self..."

2006-08-21 12:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by Guillermo 2 · 0 0

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