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A: Fo' Drizzle!

Get it? hahaha


Now tell me your best short joke.

2006-08-21 04:46:24 · 8 answers · asked by casey_leftwich 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I mean, "Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?"

sorry about the "and"

2006-08-21 04:49:30 · update #1

8 answers

good one.

What did Fifty Cent say to his grandma when she made him a sweater?
G-unit? (gee, you knit?)

2006-08-21 04:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1 0

A drug lord broke out of jail. The Sheriff known as in Snoop Dogg to monitor him down. Snoop snooped around for a minute and then caught the scent. He picked up the trail, adopted it by means of again alleys, over roof tops and out into the woods. When Snoop Dogg and the Sheriff's men surrounded a camp hearth with a lone man napping... There was once good information and there was once unhealthy news. The good news used to be... The perpetrator was once arrested. The unhealthy news was... It was Snoop Dogg's supplier. Rattling the bad success, huh. (Now you must admit this was creative!)

2016-08-09 12:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

A drug lord broke out of prison. The Sheriff referred to as in Snoop Dogg to monitor him down. Snoop snooped round for a minute after which stuck the smell. He picked up the path, adopted it by way of again alleys, over roof tops and out into the woods. When Snoop Dogg and the Sheriff's guys surrounded a camp hearth with a lone guy sound asleep... there was once well information and there was once dangerous information. The well information was once... the offender was once arrested. The dangerous information was once... it was once Snoop Dogg's provider. Damn the dangerous good fortune, huh. (Now you must admit this was once ingenious!)

2016-08-21 00:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

How did the hippie die while drinking milk?

The cow fell on him!

2006-08-21 04:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by robee 7 · 1 0

LOL that is a good one! Never heard it before!

2006-08-21 04:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 1 0

He thinks if he does it won't rain, no brain

2006-08-21 04:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by lennie 6 · 0 1

haha thats actually funny..

2006-08-21 04:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i get it

what do you call a fish with no eyes....

FSH

2006-08-21 04:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mets00 3 · 1 0

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