Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
2006-08-21 04:38:17 · 12 answers · asked by LiN 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Exactly good question.............
2006-08-25 15:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay this question in under jokes and riddles. R U looking for a serious answer or a joke related answer?
Serious answer: The water becomes stagnant in the bottle.
foolish answer: The use by date is on the bottle because the little person who stamps the dates on every item we use would be out of a job.
2006-08-21 04:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a question:
Why is the world full of smartasses like 'Miss Priss'.
I understood the fact that this was a joke question and therefore rhetorical.
:)
And by the way, salt is a preservative =P
2006-08-21 04:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it is actually toilet water,the longer it sits the more bacteria can breed.Therefore it has an experation date to let you know when the e-coli is too high for human consumption!!!
2006-08-26 16:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because no human can reach a mountain and then drink it.. they would die by the time they got there. besides, when they put it in a bottle, the bottle has sodium and sodium "salt" expires.
2006-08-21 04:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by xxdolphingirl92xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the guaranteed freshness of the bottle expires, not the water
2006-08-27 07:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mineral water is not pure
2006-08-21 04:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by omar z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because of the Food and Drug Administration.
2006-08-21 04:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz if you don't drink it by then, they want you to throw it away and buy another one. To stay in business
2006-08-21 04:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a conspiracy to get us to spend more of our hard earned money
2006-08-26 20:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
2006-08-27 16:10:16 · answer #11 · answered by ricie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋