Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
>> they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
>> "Since Valentine's Day is named after a Christian saint and we're
>> Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a
>> valentine?"
>> Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God
>> would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
>> "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
>> "Why Osama Bin Laden?", her father asks in shock.
>> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
>> could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
>> think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
>> little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
>> Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the
>> place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
>> anyone anymore."
>> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
>> pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
>> "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
>> Marines could blow the sh*t out of him.
2006-08-21 04:21:20 · 11 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved this soo much i sent it to family members. My husband is still laughin.
2006-08-21 04:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
satisfied valentine's day to you too! i'm no longer having an really sturdy one in the present day because at present i bruised my thumb nail and now it really is throbbing like loopy xP hurts like heck!!! in any case desire you've an excellent v day xD rose for you too lol
2016-11-26 21:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, indeed y'all crazy, just plain crazy.
know where else ya gonna find semi-clean except on Y!A.
LUV Y'ALL
2006-08-21 04:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normally, I'm not one to promote violence but this was awesome.
2006-08-21 06:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great
2006-08-21 05:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crazy little girl! lol.
2006-08-21 04:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-08-21 04:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it.
2006-08-21 05:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by katie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like.
2006-08-21 04:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-21 04:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋