Do you believe, as I do, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, and that it was from His mind that the nature was designed and through the use of His Noodly Appendages that the universe was created.
Do you further believe, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, designs each and every snowflake to be unique, and through the use of His Noodly Appendages, he makes them?
I believe this on faith, I have no empirical evidence to back my faith. The scientific explanation does not satisfy me, the Flying Spaghetti Monster did it.
2006-08-21 04:10:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is just and pure. He is a great artist of snowflakes. He made a macaroni picture of one for me.
2006-08-21 04:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Rupert the people are here now
Freddy Benson
Fanny Eubanks
Lawrence Jamieson
But as you have requested they are not wearing white coats
They have come in animal prints to take you back to the Zoo
And just to let you know
The flying spagetti has now landed
you can be at peace
And as far a the letter M word
it no longer exsist
Come Sir your tooth rot soda pop awaits you
with your comic book of the mind decay
I hope you feel comfortable
in the new updated wheelchair
And yes they will stop at the Golden arches for you
in Zoo time
2006-08-21 04:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Jim I will have to disagree with you this time. The FSM's noodley appendages are too sticky to get involved with the design of snowflakes, and frankly it would be a misuse of his powers. Be sides the FSM totally endorces science as an explanation for many things he could otherwise take credit for. LOL Ramen
2006-08-21 04:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that, with his many noodly appendages (I assume that he has quite a few), it would be easier for him to customize every snowflake. I'm not sure what easier or harder has to do when debating supreme beings that are supposed to be omnipotent, but the FSM does have an advantage here over the Judeo-Christian God. Shucks.
2006-08-21 04:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by pelotahombre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the snow falls much like parmesan cheese dusted over a nice communion dish in honor of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2006-08-21 04:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 08:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no qualms with the FSM, but I still think nature does the snowflakes :o)
2006-08-21 08:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you.
I'm sure others will be obsessed with your beliefs and post constantly about them here.
I hope your faith gives you as much comfort in trying times as mine has in mine.
Or maybe you haven't been in that situation yet.
2006-08-21 04:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...I'm thinking...the FSM is not creating snowflakes, rather he is creating parmesan flakes. But I don't know enough about him to be sure. I will read more :)
2006-08-21 04:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can believe that people are so impossibly stubborn and calloused that they would say they believe in something that they know does not exist. What's sad is you do not believe in FSM.
I KNOW God exist and that he created the snow and the snowflakes.
2006-08-21 04:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋