2006-08-21 03:09:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We have better things to do with our time. Like readying the scare of a lifetime for the next Christian who tries it. There was this one time me and a friend heard a church was going to be having its annual witness-a-thon so we went to a halloween shop and turned the living room into this HUGE fake slaughter fest. When the family knocked on our door, we opened it up with fake-blood drenched skin hooks in our hands, grinned deeply and stared intently at their young son, and invited them in.
For a family supposedly strong in their faith, who would have been guaranteed eternal life for being martyred... they sure ran back to their car pretty fast!!!
The cops thought it was funny too when they showed up after reports of mass murder and cannibalism.
2006-08-21 03:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very almost ! whilst i became into in my early 20’s I used to speak to the Bible bashers in the line and get invited to their church. Even now i admire assembly new Christians in the desire i will get invited returned for somewhat chat. It’s great exciting quoting Biblical verses that say the different of what they have self belief. you will possibly desire to ascertain the look on some peoples faces when I proudly announce i'm a Fundamentalist Atheist and that i'm right here to assist them with their fable. The conferences might frequently finally end up with the Christians hilariously re-defining English words to slot their perception and quite often the gang or team chief gets annoyed with my Biblical expertise and finally end up criticising me individually . there became right into a time i became into even able to cite Biblical verses from memory – an quite spectacular element for an Atheist to do in front of a team of four or 6 Christians.
2016-10-02 08:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there is a Mormon Temple down the street from me, and I've already had some missionaries come to my house (which is located in a gated community, so they shouldn't have been there).
I've thought, as a prank, to go to some of the Mormon doors and do some atheist witnessing...
I'd find it funny, but in reality, I really would hate to bother people , so I haven't done it.
2006-08-21 14:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by imrational 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
No more than I would knock on your door in order to persuade you that the sky above your head has, on occasion, been blue.
You have a reason to believe that, because it corresponds with your experience; you have no reason to doubt it.
If I wanted to tell you that the sky was actually magenta and you hadn't realised it, I might encounter some resistance from you, including your objection that it didn't correspond with your experience, and you had no reason to believe it.
Take it as matter of faith, I would tell you.
Just believe this: it is magenta.
If you didn't believe me, well, then I'd need to do some campaigning.
2006-08-21 12:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No need to go door to door our master plan is working. We have gotten monuments removed, stopped the forced prayers in schools. The master plan to remove god from America is going as planned.
2006-08-21 03:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but when christians come to my door i tell them i am an atheist and they run as fast as they can, the few that stay i try to convert!
2006-08-21 03:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No,
They are just another tool of the Devil leading people to hell.
They use so many other tactics, that door knocking is not really needed.
Turn on your TV, you won't have to look very hard.
Peace!
2006-08-21 03:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you can hunt down a copy of John Saffran vs God, you'll see he does this to Mormons in Salt Lake City.
They abuse the hell out of him.
2006-08-21 03:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Atheists use our government to try and convert us. By having religious monuments removed from government places and taking prayer out of schools and so forth.
Atheists are not concerned about their own soul. Why should they be concerned about yours.
Christians believe in trying keep you from burning in hell. Hell is full of Atheists.
2006-08-21 03:27:33 · answer #9 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I tried as part of a dare in college. I even came with handouts. You should have seen how quickly doors were slammed in my face!
2006-08-21 03:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by Bow down to me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋