2006-08-21 02:59:04 · 22 answers · asked by live-o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Hope you like them!
2006-08-21 03:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Aight listen. Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed 5 season of American Idol. Now I know you gonna give 10 points 4 that cause compared to them ohter jokeas this one is the best.
2006-08-21 10:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mike-Call 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so fat if she outs on a yellow coat people call out taxi!
or yo mamas so fat she sat next to everyone at school
2006-08-21 10:13:24 · answer #3 · answered by weeman_riley 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama had us all spaced out last Christmas, she iced the cake with diazepam.
2006-08-21 10:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama
2006-08-21 10:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma’s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.
Yo mamma's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as fat
Yo mamma’s so fat I had to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on her good side.
Yo mamma’s so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a doughnut on the other side just to get her through.
2006-08-21 10:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!
2006-08-21 10:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by monaUK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
2006-08-21 10:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Kitta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat everytime she turns it's her Birthday.
2006-08-21 10:10:23 · answer #9 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u are sooo ugly dat YO MAMA got a ticket for littering when she dropped you of at school
2006-08-21 10:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋