When it's 6:26 am and you have fuzzy lint in your wheaties and tiny miniature people in your shower, how long will it take you to find your keys and what will be on your head the whole time?
2006-08-21 02:48:49 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's obvious that when you have fuzzy lint in your Wheaties a fat ninja is near by. So don't even bother looking for your keys because he will find them in exactly 15 minutes from whatever your current time is, assuming you treated him to taco bell first. Once your cat runs outside to take a poop, open your pants to feel the breeze. Go to the barber and let him line you up with a hot rock and assuming that you have a set of five morrors>>>??.?>?you can figure out whats on your head!!!
2006-08-21 03:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by That_guy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I'm Lost. I think if all of that was going on I would be dreaming or on something. Maybe I would eat Lucky Charmes and wait for the Leprechaun to come alive so it can take the miniature people out my Shower so I can Hurry up can get ready for work.
2006-08-21 09:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by SOMEGUY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fuzzy lint will be on your head and your keys are in your shower
2006-08-21 11:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by Nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will take you..... till 6:45 to find your keys and you will be thinking that you are going to be late for work.
2006-08-21 09:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by Kitta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real question is When Is The Woman Coming With My Meds?
2006-08-21 10:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The amount of time it will take you to stop dreaming and u'll be thinking of waking up from the weird dream and getting ready for the days job.
2006-08-21 10:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 second
2006-08-21 09:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No time to find keys
hair on your head
2006-08-21 11:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to bed again!! cause all u ever gonna have in ur head is nothin!! like a zombie , hihihi!
2006-08-21 09:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by maria32greece 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
17 minutes and a cat will be on your head.
2006-08-21 09:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by hh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋