Imagine this: There is just you and your date in the room. And you bust a silent fart that is a killer. As the aroma begins to spread throughout the room and into the nostrils of that other person... what do you do? What do you say?
2006-08-21 02:06:44 · 35 answers · asked by tyrawooley 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
tell her that all the cool kids do it
2006-08-21 02:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by jeremiah s 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Immediately you think it's going to be a killer, find some reason you both need to leave the room for something, get up and take his/her hand and start walking.
2006-08-21 02:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by dr c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder why the silent ones always smell the worst. I would just act like nothing happened.
2006-08-21 02:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by ghoppers64 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More room out that in, hey, it's true. Normal human mammalian bodily function. Tell him at least you are not a cow, they release enough methane in their farts fo fuel a blow torch.
2006-08-21 02:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
possible responses...
"now let us see YOU try that, sweetie"
"oops. there goes yesterday's lunch."
"howzattt??"
"hmm... shouldn't you have taken a bath before you come for a date, honey?"
"yup. guilty as charged. take me to the gallows."
"it's so sweet of you to pretend not to notice, but shouldn't we move to somewhere else?.... like Egypt, maybe?"
"you're tough. i like that. my last date croaked at around this stage."
"oh, still standing, are you? well, let me see you withstand the next one."
"sorry. i was tryin to release some oestrogen. you know how it is... you press the wrong button, and KABOOM!! speaking of which, i dont think you should be lighting that cigarette, sweetie..."
2006-08-21 02:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by Hammy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just smile. So do you have a signature Fart, that everyone is going know its you? Just leave them all guessing and like I said just smile.
2006-08-21 02:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by nicknacpattymac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me. It would have been better to leave the room before it hit you. and Ladies dont use that word F*art. We pass gas sweetly you know.
2006-08-21 02:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA I do that all the time to my hubby! It's fun once you get married and can relax about it :))) Just laugh it off! Everybody does it; it can't always be avoided!
2006-08-21 02:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be like hey look an icecream truck, grab their hand and run as far away as possible!
2006-08-21 02:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Steph :-) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! You guys are to funny! There are some really good responses here. I'll have to remember them.
2006-08-21 02:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by sittin tight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, dont say anything. just sit tight and wait for him to run out the room or say somethin first.
2006-08-21 02:12:16 · answer #11 · answered by The one who knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋