Would an Omnific God be nervous about creating a cubic sphere for display purposes?

Question

How about a spherical cube?


Please quote as much scripture as is humanly possible to back up your disgust.
If you have no access to scripture, feel free to make some up.

Answer 1

The earth is such a cubic sphere. This is how we resolve Bible passages that imply the earth is flat. It's called hermaneutics. You see, it's actually cubic, but we only live on the top surface of the cube. When you stand on a very tall mountain, you can see all four corners

But when viewed from space, the corners blend in because it's camofloauged. So it looks like a spheroid from space. In fact, it appears to be a spheroid according to all modern means of making such a determination.

So you see, god did make a cubic sphere for display purposes.

Answer 2

And under Eris Confusion became established, and was hence called Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris became established, and was hence called Discordia. # By the by it came to pass that the Establishment of Bureaucracy perished in a paper shortage.
# Thus it was, in accord with the Law of Laws.
# During and after the Fall of the Establishment of Bureaucracy was the Aftermath, an Age of Disorder in which calculation, computations, and reckonings were put away by the Children of Eris in Acceptance and Preparation for the Return to Oblivion to be followed by a Repetition of the Universal Absurdity. Moreover, of Itself the Coming of Aftermath waseth a Resurrection of the Freedom-flowing Chaos. HAIL ERIS!
Herein was set into motion the Eristic Pattern, which would Repeat Itself Five Times Over Seventy-three Times, after which nothing would happen.

-HBT, The Book of Uterus, vs. 8-11

To be honest, I just like quoting scripture.

Answer 3

And how does this relate to the topic of religion?

Answer 4

You can't fool me, googly -- it's TURTLES all the way down!

Answer 5

get a life