True definition of bravery:
True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a night out with the boys...Then...being assaulted by your wife with a broom...And still having the guts to ask "Are you cleaning or were you flying somewhere?"
2006-08-21 00:16:38 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This year's bravery awards goes to him
2006-08-21 00:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true bravery is when your stood outside of St Andrews in Birmingham after losing 3-1 to Chelsea with an inflated johnny on your head directing traffic after pushing the copper out of the way and asking if his head really does go all the way to the top of his hat .Then when the brightly coloured LDV Convoy turns up resisting arrest and stealing the pepper spray out of his bat belt and pointing it at yourself whilst screaming "If anyone moves the fat boy gets it".Just watch their faces as they try to work out whether to arrest you or negotiate.
2006-08-21 00:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by egg chaser 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh! Yeah. It is bravery in deeeeed.
2006-08-21 00:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by shahjahan I 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, indeed very brave man. And possibly sleeping on the street right now :-P
2006-08-21 00:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That's awesome! :) that really is a true test of bravery!!!
2006-08-21 00:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very brave to be sarcastic to a woman with a weapon in her hand.
2006-08-21 00:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy. I bet he's in the hospital now
2006-08-25 12:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by PimpMeister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and can you believe she had the nerve to tell me she was "cleaning up the trash"..pfff
2006-08-21 03:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not brave, but it's honest. Why? Because all women are witches.
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2006-08-21 02:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....dats soo cute!!...haha...true bravery..
2006-08-21 02:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋