Three men were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details.
“I tell you it’s spelled W-O-O-M,” the first said loudly.
“No no, no,” the second protested. “It’s W-O-O-0-M.’
“You’re both wrong,” the third ventured.
“I say it’s W-O-O-M-B.”
A gynecologst passing spoke up. “You’re getting close,” she told them. “Actually, it’s W-O-M-B.”
They stared at her a moment, then stared at each other. Finally one spoke:
“Madam,” he said, “it’s obvious that you’ve never heard an elephant fart.”
2006-08-21 00:07:18 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee..hee..
yup...
tnx 4 the laugh...
2006-08-21 00:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by ayra67_angelz 4 christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa Haaaa Haaaaaa HAAAA . Thats very funny. So yeah. It was funny . . . . . .Hold on . It wasnt VERY funny. Thats weird i Just wrote it was funny like EXTERMERLY funny but It wasnt. It was KINDA funny.
2006-08-27 03:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by HiddenSecret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never interupt other people's converstion
2006-08-25 03:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Janet Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stifled chortle...
2006-08-21 07:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was 'WHOOOOMPHH'.
Oh no wait. That's the noise it makes when you set a match to it...
:)
2006-08-21 07:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its quite good really!
i will pass it on at work!
2006-08-21 07:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by jenzi_e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but not really. It made me almost want to smile, though. :]
2006-08-21 07:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is a gynecologist what did they expect....lovely
2006-08-22 03:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-08-25 12:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO NO!!!! Its spelled BOOOM!!!!!!
Good one mate!!! Keep rocking!
2006-08-21 08:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋