Best Break-Up Letter Ever
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky.
2006-08-20 23:42:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz.... 8-D
quite funny actually.....
now i'm awake... tnx to you....
mwah... lolz
2006-08-20 23:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by anica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-05 22:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!!
Army soldier send his grandma a granate with a note that reads as follows: " Dear grandma, if u pull te pin out I can come visit..."
2006-08-20 23:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's awesome. I'm just glad that neither of the letters started out, "This is the hardest letter that I've ever had to write".
2006-08-20 23:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by kwikane7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I saw it some time back and I thought this is good. The attachments were great.
2006-08-20 23:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by ngina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey read a nice joke after a quite a long time.thnx
2006-08-21 00:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest ive heard today
2006-08-21 00:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the spirit!
Glad to hear our troops still stick up for one another.
2006-08-20 23:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by El Gringo 237 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool man
2006-08-21 00:16:13 · answer #9 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...a bit funny...7/10
2006-08-20 23:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋