a woman with a dog passed by a drunk man
the man said "hey, where'd you get the ugly pig?" the woman laughed and said, "dumbass.. this is not a pig, it's a dog"
but the man laughed and said, "i'm not talking to you, i'm talking to him"(points at the dog)
lol.. juz made that up.. so bored..
2006-08-20 23:25:58 · 39 answers · asked by anica 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=p lol.. pardon me... so bored... can't think... lolz...
thanks for the nice comments...
haters, hate me cuz u hate me not cuz u aint me... =p
2006-08-20 23:42:49 · update #1
gud one... girl kicker... 999%... =p
not bored anymore.. tnxee.....
2006-08-20 23:54:09 · update #2
I WILL GIVE YOU 900% IS THAT ENOUGH ???
OK ..... HERE IS A GOOD JOKE :
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.
2006-08-20 23:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-08-20 23:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-08-20 23:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Angel Pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-08-20 23:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Julian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke's not funny. Here's how it should be.
First of all, what kind of woman cusses out of nowhere? "Dumbass, this is not a pig!" That's very un-lady-like.
Second, it would be WAAAAAY funnier if the guy called the woman the pig for being rude! HAH!
Oh yeah, I rate you 0.
2006-08-20 23:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give ya a 10. But not cuz its super funny, but just because the fact that you are cute in your picture and therefore us men have to laugh histericaly at every joke you say so that we can get on your good side. hehe...
2006-08-20 23:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by gillamacs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50/10. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Goood One.
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2006-08-20 23:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it'd be funnier if it was a male walking the dog. Only slightly funnier. I give it a 3 out of 10
2006-08-20 23:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender, puzzled, looks at him and asks, "can I help you?"
The duck answers, "yes, get this guy off of my a s s".
2006-08-20 23:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
give u 4/10
2006-08-20 23:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by antigypt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋