First dog says to the second "What are you in for?"
Second dog replies "I'm in to get put down, everytime I see a child I have to bite them and my owner has had enough" what's up with you then?
The first dog says " Oh I'm a guard dog and the other night I heard a noise coming from upstairs so I went to investigate. As I looked up the stairs I saw a large shadow at the top of the stairs so I jumped on it and got stuck in. Only for the light switch to come on and then I realised that the shadow was my mistress".
The second dog says " I suppose your in to get put down as well"
"Oh No" said the first dog " I'm just in to get my paws clipped"
2006-08-20 23:20:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol 7/10
2006-08-20 23:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it... was his dog shaft stuck in his mistress? why does he need to get his paws clipped?
2006-08-20 23:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by gillamacs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so the dogs nails dont scratch her next time doh how cant you get that\!!!
2006-08-21 01:08:35 · answer #3 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT JOKE IS LAME NOW SORRY BOUT THAT BUT IT WAS ON HERE THE OTHER DAY AS WELL
2006-08-20 23:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you've told a good joke but made it rubbish
2006-08-21 02:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Er, yeah, right, don't get that really.
2006-08-21 02:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*whoosh* right over my head i'm afraid!
2006-08-21 03:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry i don't get it
2006-08-21 01:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mystique 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like it! dirty mistress!!
2006-08-21 01:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by loopy-lu21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-21 00:27:55 · answer #10 · answered by Vix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋