Why Beer is better than Woman!!....?

Question

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Beer stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

Beer is never late.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

A hangover will go away.

Beer labels come off without a fight.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer never has a headache.

A beer will never nag you.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with friends.

You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

A beer is always wet.

A beer doesn't demand equality.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

he he he.....

Answer 1

Here is you answer....
Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal

Answer 2

A beer might have some of those qualities you described, but a beer is an inanimate object that can never talk to you. A beer will never love you back, it won't be there for you when you need support the most. Women maybe a pain in the neck sometimes, but I would trade in a million beers to find that one true woman for me.

Answer 3

In my mind's eye I can see the colorful beer can in an apron, cooking your favorite meal, cleaning what you have strewn over every area of the bathroom, collecting all your guy things left as decor in the foyer, your clothes done par excellence, washing your back, and then looking at that bedroom door with anticipation......NOT!!

I think if you love the beer can,
It's because you lost the woman!

LOL. LOL. Have a nice day!

Answer 4

Best of all, Belgian and German beers are ok. While Belgian and German girls really aren't. The opposite is true of the English.

Answer 5

this is alright to proportion your beer with a buddy. you may throw it away once you're completed with it. it somewhat is quiet. it somewhat is a lot greater value-effective to adjust beers than women. it somewhat is a robust element whilst they improve chilly!!!

Answer 6

Get enough beer down a girls neck and there is a slim possibility that she may find you attractive....



Maybe not.

Answer 7

All true but have you thought about how the right woman will pick up after you and cook for ya?

Answer 8

A beer will not complain if you fart in public... LOL

Answer 9

does your beer know how to cook and clean? and sleep through your snoring? and pretend not to hear (and smell) your fart?

Answer 10

lol!

Most of those could be replaced with "game" though :-P