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Yes i t has happened but i feel used and abused like a piece of cheap trash a piece of meat.
After i was returned the aliens sped off without even a kiss >
They just dissapeared into vortex matrion 5.
How long till i feel better?and i may be pregnant And im a guy!

2006-08-20 23:01:39 · 23 answers · asked by spudster 2 in Health Mental Health

23 answers

if your a guy then your not going to get pregnant,no matter what alien from any vortex mated with you...

you'll feel better when you dip your head in the toilet - the more "jewels", the better...

2006-08-20 23:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by lune_ellise 3 · 0 1

Hell I hope that you are pregnant then maybe you will learn not to go along with aliens. And I hope you have a harsh pregnancy. Good Luck with the baby

2006-08-20 23:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey S 4 · 0 2

Glad this is in the Mental health category and not the pregnancy. Good luck young hermaphrodite.

2006-08-20 23:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by Dustin S 2 · 0 1

Morning sickness already? Welcome to the reality of 'not thinking' before sex :) Regardless of your gender..... tis true.. ppl THINK they have thought it out.. but unfortunately FEW really have. Sorry dude. It won't last too long, but hopefully it taught you to BE SAFE when having sex and to evaluate your partner a bit more carefully. TOO MANY DISEASES OUT THERE NOT TOO! Good Luck and Feel Better!

2006-08-20 23:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by replies2news 5 · 0 1

Poor you, they used and abused you the rotten B*******, you better do a prgnancy test just to be sure, maybe an Alien STD disease test too. THis is a very GAY question.

2006-08-20 23:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

It never fails. Every time you wander into the woods minding your own business, there's always an alien looking to make trouble.

2006-08-20 23:07:40 · answer #6 · answered by d h 3 · 1 2

You have some serious issues. By any chance are you a star trek fan?

2006-08-20 23:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by nurseTINA 4 · 0 1

you are a guy??

ok, dont have sex next time. It can cause the girl to pregnant.

Condom are not 100% safe, YOu can also get STDs and the girl pregnant.

2006-08-20 23:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Look, up in the sky - it's a bird - it's a plane - it's...the pregnant guy!

2006-08-21 00:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sheefa 3 · 0 1

You might be gay.

Not many straight guys have thoughts of being pregnant

2006-08-20 23:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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