just wondering, i need a good laugh today
2006-08-20 22:36:22 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Going to college first semester, wanted to be to class really early, had to go to the bath for number 2 really bad, so 6:45am I got to bottom floor math building, run in the stall and have my relief! I look over to grab some paper and there is none! so i look under the stall for any feet, there were none so i leave my pants around my ankles go into the next stall grab the paper, and on my turn to go in the stall, a female janitor catches me, pants down, shitty azz, and a hand full of toilet paper, seconds standing there seemed like forever and every time i saw her on campus she always smiled.
2006-08-20 22:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Wood77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was playing football with a team and on offense with 87 yards needed. I was assigned wide reciever and was expected to recieve a long pass. When the was tossed, I caught it...but got tackled that spinned me around, but didn't fall down and became dizzy. When I got about, I started running and it feels like everyone is after me. I dodge everyone and was 2 yards away from the enemy's goal until I relized the car in front at the parking lot. I was going the wrong way. I was thinking "Well...F**k". Then I was tackled hard for a safety. My arm and pride was injured that day...
2006-08-23 14:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Koric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happened when I was in 6th grade. Iin the middle of Science monthly exam I had to urgently pee, and asked teacher's permission. She denied saying I have to finish the exam and go. After a brief period (what seemed to be the longest agonizing one), I could no longer hold and relieved right at my desk. Everyone laughed and the teacher went nuts. It was soooo embarassing I didn't go to school for a week!
2006-08-21 08:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way back in high school, I had a bit of a cold, was stuffed up and sneezed. I wasn't so stuffed up anymore, but I did have one horrendous mess on my face and hand.
Of course, this happened right at the end of class, so the hallways were packed as I made my way to the bathroom to clean up.
2006-08-21 14:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by felix_doc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time, at one of my brother's tennis matches, I was so excited because I really fancied one of his friends, and he turned up unexpectedly to watch the match, too! When I got home I found out I had chocolate on my face. I was mortified! I was also all of about seven years :) Since then, though, I'm a much more careful eater.
2006-08-21 05:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Cedar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving in a NASCAR RACE and was involved in an accident. I got out of the car and felt hot, as though I was on fire so I stripped to my shorts and ran around the track with 80,000 fans looking on....Gee was I shocked when I found out I was OK..
Ricky Bobby,
2006-08-24 23:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When, in an interview, I forgot my own name! I actually had to excuse myself, and go outside and ask my father, who was waiting in the visitor's gallery. Hey ! I still qualified for the job : Professor of Philosophy. My philosophy: An absent-minded person is better concentrated elsewhere!
2006-08-21 05:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had so many, that I need a score card...
One that comes into mind, is when I was cutting down trees in my back yard. went up on a 40 foot ladder, and tied it off.
Brought up my chain saw with a rope, and tied it off, so it wouldnt fall...
Then, tied myself off, so that I wouldnt fall in case something went wrong.
Well, sure 'nuff, I cut a huge limb off, and it swung down (because I didnt knotch the bottom), and took out the ladder!! (Bent it into a C shape!!).
I was hanging up in that air, and my wife came out and screamed that she was going to call the Fire Department!!
I said "DONT YOU DARE! I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE, (being a city employee), AND THEY ARENT GOING TO FIND ME UP HERE LIKE THIS"!!!!!!!
Well, I had to have my brother in law, lower me down, with the same rope that I was tied to..(bought a 100 foot rope for this project, just to bre sure), and I climbed down that silly "C" shaped ladder...
I paid someone to cut the rest of them down :)
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-08-21 05:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
me a gent, walking into a ladies & using the loo, didnt look at the signage on the door, only realized when exiting when I got a dirty look from a lady going in
2006-08-21 05:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by dereckdsouza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
going to work and finding a pair of underwear in my pant leg
2006-08-24 17:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋