The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure."When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law."
"But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?"
"In that case," said the professor, "hammer away on the table."
2006-08-20 21:36:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is almost too real, but it is sure good for a laugh!
2006-08-22 18:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly I would like to say nice jokey joke there I got the point instantaneously. But the thing is L4A, I really hate lawyers becoz they are what I call Intellectual Liars. Some of them could be bribed and some of them go above the law itself coz they can manipulate law coz thats what lawyers are trained about. I'm not saying all but I'm saying most. One incident I know is when a sick demented old lawyer, eventually turned down the case of an uncle of my friend. It turned out to be that he was bribed, luckily, the court found my friend's uncle is innocent due to the pursuant of the real suspect. That is why I hate lawyers, I'm gonna use that hammer and pinge it like a hollow block on their heads and I will call Batgirl to assist me in doing so huh! Lawyers...hear me this hammer will uphold the truth till justice is served, for from thy knowledge I know that the truth will set me free so help me God, what say you foolsih lawyers? what say you?
2006-08-21 13:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is firecracker!! wait, that was a question wasn't it...... no, well then i heard that before, get some new material?! i give it a million/ 10 in originality!! ahahaha, you said hammer!! ahahaha
2006-08-21 06:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only the law graduates understand this
2006-08-21 04:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by Sheepish TinTin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And become a judge- funny
2006-08-21 04:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-21 05:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by sameer_pasha4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-21 04:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-21 04:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by pittsburgh_pitt_steelers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that explains alot!
2006-08-21 11:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt think it was that funny
2006-08-22 02:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋