Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police
station as they took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Granny coming
down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't
know her occupation. Granny stopped to say hi, and
asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away
fresh oranges to those waiting. Granny said wonderful
she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"
The policeman fainted!
2006-08-20 20:40:59 · 16 answers · asked by trushka 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny. When I was young, I remember my Mother telling my father, she was on a new diet. It was a grapefruit diet. He said what does that do, so she said, well, it shrinks your stomach. So he said, "Then why don't you sit on it". .
2006-08-20 20:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by shardf 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor delicate policeman lol.
2006-08-21 03:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sunny Cloud 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that is so funny thank you for making me laugh
2006-08-21 03:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by cornishpixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, he is very concerned and particular about his 'oranges'.
2006-08-21 04:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! :]
2006-08-21 07:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice dear thanks for sharing. send me more jokes to sameer_pasha4@yahoo.co.in
i will wait 4ur jokes
2006-08-21 05:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by sameer_pasha4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....it's weird, but funny.
2006-08-21 03:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! What a riot!
2006-08-21 03:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by bratchild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!
tnx....
check ya later....
2006-08-21 07:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by ayra67_angelz 4 christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...thanks for sharing..:)
2006-08-21 03:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋