There was a man who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs stood a stewardess who was collecting tickets.
So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said,"I'm sorry sir, you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
2006-08-20 19:00:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! hahaha! thats a good one L4A. :) 5 shooting stars and 5 wishes to make the male passenger's dreams come true.hihihi.I suppose that man have some "stub" that is never before seen in any naked eye, the flight stewardesses should be lucky and thankful. I hope Batgirl won't take a peek, it will ruin her cover.LOL!
2006-08-21 04:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, there's a funny joke...10 out of 10
2006-08-21 02:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A topless woman was walking into church when she was stopped at the door by a priest.
"Young lady, you can't come into God's house like that," said the priest.
"But father, I've got a divine right," the woman said.
"And your left isn't too bad either, but you still can't come in"
2006-08-22 00:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lekker grappie, hou daarvan!
2006-08-21 02:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that before its kinda funny but even the first time it didnt make me laugh
2006-08-21 02:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by ohdarliingletgo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! I guess some people do come in small packages! LOL
2006-08-21 02:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by carbear22/2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats that a cow has 4 and a women has 2
legs
2006-08-21 02:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by sandnigga_og 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahahahahahaahahahahaha, that's funny stuff!!! i laughed all the way to the viagra aisle, waaaaahhh!!
2006-08-21 07:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickie laugh 10*
2006-08-21 02:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry you flunk this one, but maybe next time you tell a funny?
2006-08-21 02:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋