choke the chicken !
clearing the snorkel,
aditioning the pupet,
flicking the bean
ect...
2006-08-20 18:30:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
spanking it
rubbing one off
handling the candle
polishing the steeple
jerking it
pulling the pud
going down to hornytown and firing the mayor
cleaning the pipes
menage a une
going blind
punching the clown
for the ladies:
jilling off
feeding the other mouth
2006-08-20 18:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pounding Pedro. Chopping the Chalupa. Test-driving the Titanic. Slammin' Sammy. Creating Custard. Lifting Lava.
2006-08-20 18:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by Rebooted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Playing the ol' Pork Flute
Having a date with Miss Michigan
2006-08-20 18:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spanking the Monkey.
2006-08-20 18:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanking. Jacking off (2 words). Jerking off (2 again). Having a date with mother fist and her five daughters (10 words?).
Colourful enough for you?
2006-08-20 18:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by tiko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chug, A ham shank, Cracking one off, chucking out the dirty dishwater
2006-08-20 18:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the guys it's a date with Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.
2006-08-20 18:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by Rex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shaking hands with the little man, playing solitare, lubing the jiffy, taming the monster, jerkin the gerkin, playing with the cyclops, polishing the helmet
2006-08-20 19:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jumping Jack Flash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
playing pocket pool
going clamming
playing with the little man in the boat
milking the snake
scratching the record
2006-08-20 18:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by lilith4507 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oil Your Own Machine!?
2006-08-20 20:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by talkbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋