A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer!" says the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager!"
"I am replies the balloonist, but how did you know?"
2006-08-20 18:07:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well," says the engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow, my fault."
2006-08-20 18:08:12 · update #1
read it on the net before, was gonna post it but didnt'.
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2006-08-20 18:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, sounds like a mangaer to me. My hubby manages as his occupation and this scenerio fits well....delegation always leads to fault. I liked it whether anyone else did or not. Best wishes
2006-08-21 01:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by colorist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably the best joke I've heard on here yet.Two thumbs up,baby.
2006-08-21 01:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may be close but that only count in horse shoes and hand grenades!
2006-08-21 01:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Kewl__Kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha BABy is back with a bang
2006-08-21 02:03:54 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey good one....lol
I thought you deserted us.
R you still evil?
2006-08-22 03:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one.
2006-08-21 01:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by historybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great one!
2006-08-21 01:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
little googly faced baby
but ok
2006-08-21 01:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-21 01:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋