there was a muslim man who kept a pet parrot and he loved this bird alot. this family also had a drake(female duck) in their backyard and when let out of his cage the parrot had a habit of trying to mate the drake and the muslim man's wife hated this, and kept telling the husband that since the kids can see it that he should get rid of this dirty parrot.
so the man warned the parrot saying that if he ever mates the drake again that he would shave its head and lock him up in the cage for ever. but the parrot did it again and the man shaved its head and locked it up in the cage.
one day a muslim friend with a bald head came to visit this family and the parrot screamed
'allahu akbar here comes another muslim duck f****r'
did you enjoy my joke?
2006-08-20 18:07:22 · 13 answers · asked by 0 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Who says the Muslims aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that ka-RAY-zee Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up for.... Goffaq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time.
You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile under your toga or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The
Palestinians"? ------------------------- It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to those pr*cks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women!
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on. After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart. The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks at the other, wipes his brow and says, "Thank God! Must have been a dud!"
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
Thank you very much, gentlemen.
2006-08-20 18:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sean T 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was really stupid...not to mention rude!! By the way...a drake is a male duck!! So the birds must've been gay!! But that was not a nice joke!!
2006-08-20 18:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous in case you have a feeling of humour. frightening although in that this 'humorous tale' is indicative of how the yankee media portray all Arabs - that makes it no longer humorous. although, maximum races take lots of jibing, which contain people. i'm Irish and there are quite some jokes approximately us - often we snicker....
2016-10-02 08:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nooooooooo, it was a really foolish idotic and faltu joke
2006-08-20 18:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by TIMEPASS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No this was really lame
2006-08-20 18:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really, pretty **** really, heres mine, what do bulldozers and gorillas have in common,...................they both fruck up trees.
2006-08-20 18:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by skippy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not understandable
2006-08-20 18:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Shammi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke..
2006-08-20 18:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boohooo!!
2006-08-20 18:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR VERY FUNNY
2006-08-20 18:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋