untangled from being wrapped around the back of my neck. What should I do now?
2006-08-20 17:45:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
At the risk of sounding crude, since you have your leg around your neck, I expect your head would somewhere in your lap. So...it begs the question;Who needs a girlfriend?
2006-08-22 00:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Dave B 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WOW! You can reach and type on your computer. Did you have your computer in bed or were you on the desk?
Is your cell phone near by?
Dial 9 1 1 and tell them your situation.
The 911 operators are very professional have such a serious job that they could use a good laugh.
If you can't reach your cell phone, type an email to a trusted friend and have them dial 911 for you.
You could type your phone# and address on here and we can call 911 for you and send them to your house.
Are you all tied up at the moment?
You need to relax and unwind.
By the way, I don't believe you.
Good luck, ;-D
2006-08-21 00:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by Deena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might need a sword to untangle that Gordian knot!
All seriousness aside...was it the worst, or the best?
You might want to consult a professional yogi (but not one with the surname of Bear) to help you get untangled...
2006-08-21 12:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by sandislandtim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you absolutely certain that is not HER leg that is still wrapped around your head??!!
Well, I was going to suggest that you'd make a great circus act, but I see someone just beat me to the circus idea.
But I wouldn't worry about it too hard; like everything else in life, it'll all straighten itself out in the end!
If perchance, you don't make any HEADway, well I wouldn't worry; the Bottom line is the RESURRECTION IS YET TO COME!!
If you'd been resurrected that way, then you would have had to do more than Praying!!!!!!!
2006-08-21 01:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by dr c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she was a real lady she would rescue you from your predicament. Or did she just roll over and go to sleep? If so, you have one good leg to work with so hop to the frig and get a beer and be grateful you don't have both legs in that position. Now that's a problem. Peace.
2006-08-22 10:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you get for being in the circus. Go, call a neurosurgeon to check you out.
2006-08-21 01:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to emergency and they will untangle you!
2006-08-21 00:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww poor baby. My heart bleeds for you! You'll have to have your head amputated now. But hey, you can kiss your own a*s good-bye. How lucky for you!
2006-08-21 02:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by smommeee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's a great position for a guy. It puts his intelligence in the foreground.
2006-08-21 00:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by Laura 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rember the male anus is an exit not an entrance.
2006-08-21 00:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋