Female Hormones
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto your girlfriends who might need a good laugh! Or men
who
need a warning! And remember: Money talks...chocolate sings.
Another giggle... My boyfriend, unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood-ring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy diamonds.
Have some chocolate.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the
mirror that reflects it.
Edith Wharton
2006-08-20 17:43:03 · 6 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you know me so well? Have you been watching me? Stop stalking me you @#$$%%!!!
See you're right.
2006-08-20 18:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Sounds like you've met my daughter!!
2006-08-20 17:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that mood ring thing is really funny. hahahhaha.
2006-08-20 19:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I just peed my pants.
2006-08-20 18:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's good. LOL.
2006-08-21 09:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS LOL... It's for real !!!!!!!
2006-08-21 17:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋