That is the only reason I can figure for him raining crap on people. He gets so constipated that when it finally comes out, it's all over the place.
2006-08-20 17:05:52 · 24 answers · asked by ... 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
maybe haha
2006-08-21 13:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, God gets constipated. It's called the Dark Ages.
2006-08-21 00:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by kea33w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and finally after ten years of constipation, he finally pushed out George W. Bush. He is so full of **** that it was like have the equivalent of having 500 years of crap in him
2006-08-21 00:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Kneedeepinlife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO you got it all wrong! You bring everything that happens to yourself! God is a loving and wants what is best for you. Don't blame anything on God because He is the one that keeps you alive Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow!. Satan wants to see you mad at God and frustrated!! He wants the worst for you, so even though when you get constipated you throw crap on people God WILL NEVER DO THAT TO YOU! He sent his ONLY Son to die for you and me, so please accept Him as the only person that will never give you CRAP!!!
2006-08-21 00:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by latinrose17 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that god has nothing to do with the effects we feel here on earth. People treat other people like crap. That is the way I explain it. Somehow every strife one comes upon is caused by human interaction. I think god has no say in what we do here hence the reason evil people live better than what we do (I do think god exists, but doesn't choose to interact)
2006-08-21 00:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The things that go wrong in peoples life is not God's fault. Alot of the "crap" that happens is our own doings, and some look to blame others for the things that they know they are truely responsible for.
Don't blame God for your crap.
2006-08-21 00:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a terrible attitude to have concerning the Creator. shame on you. He doesn't do any crapping or slinging of it either. dumb people do. Be responsible for yourself and what the human race has done to this earth and all upon it and stop blaming God. He is there for you if you choose. If you don't - then to hell with ya!
2006-08-21 00:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by MotherNature 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a point..... my life has been a living hell this past year and a half.... when god is constipated he is angry and crabby and and he takes it out on me... so then i get all pissed off at my life and then god lets her rip and I get s*h*i*t* on once again. Believe the last year and half its been raining crap.
2006-08-21 00:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE A FOOL AND IF GOD DOES HAVE THIS PROBLEM IT IS BECAUSE OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU AND HE IS SO SORRY THAT YOU GOT PAST HIM BUT THE GOOD THING HE STILL LOVES YOU AND WILL EVEN GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO REPENT AND BE BAPTISED AND CONFESS THAT JESUS CHRIST IS THE SON OF GOD AND IF YOU FOLLOW THE PATH YOU STILLHAVE A CHANCE AT ETERNAL LIFE I SUGGEST YOU CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME HE MADE YOU AND HE CAN PULL THE PLUG ANYTIME
2006-08-21 00:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by jkpoet2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell no! The preists have the job of spreading his crap round, thats why they talk so much crap...
2006-08-21 00:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by nick_surflifesaver 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't even belive that's a real question if he was a god then the answer is no he can't he has no anus.
2006-08-21 00:13:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋