im sorry, but im afraid that you have an eating problem. first of all, i would suggest that you and she talk over better eating habits. but i dont think you should mention the pizzas to her. spray air freshner and do something like vacuum, act like you were cleaning the house, so that the air freshner isnt suspicious. and its an excuse to say that you totally forgot to call in the pizzas, and suggest you go out to dinner. or you can order more pizzas, but that would not be the road to recovery over this eating thing. two whole pizzas? you should talk to a doctor. maybe you have some nerve in your spine that tells you that you still have space in your stomach, even when you dont, so you still feel hungry after eating, and so you unconciously eat more.
2006-08-20 17:00:14
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answer #1
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answered by give it to me baby 3
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Call the pizza joint...act like it is their fault and tell them "You screwballs messed up my pizza order AGAIN!" Tell them that when you got your order, there was nothing in the boxes but grease and a couple of rat turds...they will send you a new order for free!! You are OBVIOUSLY a frequent customer, so they will do this because they want to make sure that you are satisfied...you probably even keep them in business. Be sure to order extra this time, because you know you're going to be hungry again later.
2006-08-20 18:39:24
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answered by NA 6
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Holy Sh*t Dude, exercise some self-control. Order some more pizza and say you fell asleep on the couch and just woke up and ordered it and it will be here in 30 minutes. Or just tell the truth. She must know you have a problem controlling yourself with food. It sure sounds like it.
2006-08-20 16:58:35
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answered by Anonymous
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***************** LIE Available HERE *********
Give her a ring, right now
and say ..
Honey can you get the pizza on the way back home. I ordered from those guys, (say the name) and then say the doy bought the pizzas that were cold. and missed on the garlic sauce.
So he left again , when he saw , and was about to get back a new set soon . but I got mean and cancelled the order.
see here is the change which i have kept here. for th pizza guy.
anyways .. bring hohe the pizza , and say thin crust for me...
I aint feeling so good now.
2006-08-20 17:04:36
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answered by StupendousMan 5
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Your on your own. Don't you think that she will eventually find the pizza boxes and wonder where the money for them went. And for that matter, you chowed down 2 large pizzas by yourself? That is both selfish and unhealthy. You need to think more about your family and not eating so much.
2006-08-20 17:02:09
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answered by Angie, Raised by Wolves 3
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Call the pizza shop back for a new order.
If you tip the pizza guy enough he will go along with any story you want.
2006-08-20 16:58:54
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm just waiting to see if you ordered more pizza and if you could eat more pizza with them or if it makes you barf you sicko! You didn't even consider your own children being hungry.
Ok, here's what you do..fall on your knees and ask for GODS forgiveness, then call them on the cell phone and send them to the store and order more pizza. Maybe it will arrive before they do..LMAO!!
2006-08-20 20:23:37
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answered by ? 4
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Order two more pizzas and tell your wife you sent the others back because they messed up your order.
2006-08-20 16:58:32
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answered by maryjoy m 2
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Order another pizza and claim the pizza hasn't arrived yet.
2006-08-20 16:58:30
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answered by fcas80 7
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When she gets home and says: Where's the pizza?
Say: What pizza?
She'll say: the pizza i told you to order dummy
say: oh that pizza
She'll say: yeah lard-***
say: oh, i thought you were kidding. should i order them now?
2006-08-20 20:20:26
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answered by Mustafa 5
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