A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
2006-08-20 16:32:58 · 48 answers · asked by aoinerekai 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Scarletts_mommy, I got it off of comedycentral.com website..and for everyone else who thinks im lame because its an old haha, I dont have enough time to sit at computer all day and look up stuff like this.
2006-08-20 16:39:09 · update #1
Dont worry about what other rude people say. You took the time to write down a joke for others to laugh at. I had a hard day and you made me laugh. Those that dont appreciate it and feel it necessary to insult others, are not worth it. Thanks for taking the time to put a joke up. I sure laughed. This is such a better posting then some of the junk I see here on a regular basis. And to all others, dont forget - there are some users who are new to the site and havent seen previous posted questions. Its very rude to make fun and insult. Shame on all those who make fun. And good for you for posting something you thought was fun. To heck with all the rude people.
2006-08-20 17:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Quite funny!
2006-08-20 17:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Pablo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha old but Hahahahahahahaha
The funny part is, it could really happen. Not much chance but it could.
2006-08-20 16:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by ancestorhorse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, it is a funny joke. I have heard it before but still funny
2006-08-20 16:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by chick a dee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny
2006-08-20 16:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by Brad I 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha!ha!ha!...funny..funny...funny for me....correct me if im wrong...the parmacist where the guy bought the condom is the girls father and why the boy bows his head so long that way because he is so ashamed to the girl's dad...not that he is religious at all...ha!ha!ha!am i right?
2006-08-20 16:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoa....delicious!
2006-08-20 16:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by ryn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-08-20 17:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I heard it for the first time, yes.
2006-08-20 16:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
awesome! . can i use it? Hard to find a good semi taste full joke nowadays
2006-08-20 16:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick Bateman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋